| CELL PHONES R BANNED! | BE ON TIME! |
| NO BABIES--PERIOD! | SHUT UP! |
| MENTALLY CHALLENGED R DISRUPTIVE! | VISIT RESTROOM BEFORE THE MOVIE |
| FEET BELONG ON THE FLOOR! | SMALL BLADDER? SIT ON THE AISLE! |
| EAT QUIETLY! | TAKE OUT YOUR OWN TRASH! |
| LARGE PEOPLE, WATCH YOUR STEPS! | TAKE OFF YOUR CAPS |
| CHILDREN DO NOT BELONG IN R MOVIES! | DON'T HOG THE ARM RESTS |