BANDITS (7 1/2)
There they go again. I'm telling you. Is this the year
to be in the wig business or WHAT? Bruce Willis, the hair today,
gone tomorrow guy, teams up with Billy Bob Thornton and the chameleon-like
beauty, Kate Blanchett for a modern day Bonnie & "Clyde" tale.
Thornton and Blanchett can play neurotics better than any actors alive.
I want to see Willis show some acting growth, more than rely on his former
"Moonlighting" crooked smile. It's time for Bruce to move on to juicier
roles. This is a funny, and immoral movie about theft, love, and
neuroses. Some language, no sex, fake violence.
BEDAZZLED (6)
A sell your soul (Brendan Fraser) to the Devil (Elizabeth Hurley)
film with some very funny moments as he takes on new personas in an effort
to win the woman he pines for--he is very funny and quite the chameleon.
A great excuse for the Clothes-horse Hurley to parade around in multi-costumes
or lack thereof. While an unlasting memorable movie, it is still
a smidge entertaining. Laugh out loud humor, but some not so funny
attempts, often at the expense of the Almighty.
BLESS THE CHILD (4)
The ever-lovely Kim Basinger in a good versus evil movie with Jimmy
Smit(t)s, the ever-type-cast policeman. Cute little girl stars as
a super-power child. Might be worth coming in out of the heat to
spend a couple hours over popcorn and coke. Mildly entertaining.
BLOW (6 1/2)
Based on a true story of Georg Jung, the man
we can thank for making Cocaine the drug of choice it became in the US
in the 70's. Johnny Depp as Jung, who manages to live every life-style
known to man during his life-time. Depp is always good, but those
wigs have to go. Pee Wee Herman (Paul Reubens) making his big comeback.
Penelope Cruz in yet another loser role for her. More dumb wigs.
But the winner is Ray Liotta as the heart broken, broken man of a father.
Mostly dirty, druggie roles in this movie, as the "mains" look as though
they aren't having to do much acting as they mainline. Lot of the
F word. Smoking a plenty. A few flashes of nudity. This
is not an UP movie. (By the way, Columbia is beautiful.) Not
even great 70's music featured. What was up with THAT? Missed
a gold mine of a Sound Track. Tsk, Tsk, Producer!!!
BOUNCE (7)
Former real life couple, Gwyneth Paltrow & Ben Affleck star
in this twist of fate love story. I expected more chemistry; these
two are more like brother and sister. Affleck is, however, beginning
to win me over via this movie but the ever soulful Paltrow can bring out
honest emotions from anyone as she has that on screen power. She
is becoming one of my favorites. I still ask the question though: are there
any other actresses out there besides, Charlize Theron, Gwyneth Paltrow,
and Helen Hunt? It must be tough on other actresses in Hollywood.
Great wise cracking role from Affleck's office assistant. Paltrow
is good as always. Movie was a little slow for me, but worth my early
bird ticket.
BRIDGET JONES DIARY (5)
Rene Zellwegger packs on 30 pounds and finds
a British accent to play a woman who regularly misses the mark on all targets,
especially love. Zellwegger submits herself to ridicule throughout
the movie, making the audience as uncomfortable for her as she undoubtedly
is. Critics will love this movie no doubt. But to waste Hugh
Grant in such a role is almost criminal. Colin Firth glares his way
through this movie. There were a couple of funny moments, but not
enough to sustain this work as a comedy.
BRING IT ON (3)
Why would I go see a teeny bopper movie about cheerleaders? The
memory of my own daughters' cheerleading careers gives me hives to this
day! Still, I like to keep a pulse on youth of 2000. And I really
like Kirsten Dunst and thought it might be mildly entertaining...mildly
it was. If you ever had any doubt about the casual attitude about sexuality--not
sex--but sexuality--provocativity actually--if that were a word--of today's
pop culture society...well, have them no more. Sexuality is so casual;
just breathe it in, breathe it out. Drink it. Yawn it.